The Day I Tried to Be That 5AM Person… and Failed by 5:07

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Let’s talk about those people.

You know, the ones who rise at 5AM, meditate, journal, run 10km, make green juice, read three chapters of a book, and post a sunrise selfie; all before you even find your slippers.

 I decided to be one of them. Spoiler alert: I failed by 5:07 AM. It all started the night before.

 I told myself, “Tomorrow is the day I become THAT girl.”

 I set 3 alarms:

 • 4:55 AM (gentle harp music)

 • 5:00 AM (motivational speech by The Rock)

 • 5:03 AM (emergency backup: Indian aunty scolding ringtone) 

 The next morning…

 Alarm 1: Soft harp music. I dreamt I was in a spa. Peaceful. Serene. 

Alarm 2: The Rock yelling “Rise and grind!” I growled back and rolled over. 

Alarm 3: Aunty screaming “Wake up lazy girl!” — I briefly opened one eye and whispered, “Not today, Satan.” 

 By 5:07 AM, I had negotiated world peace with my pillow and officially failed at becoming the 5AM legend. But hey, I tried. 

 And then at 7:45 AM, I got up, drank tea like a queen, stretched dramatically, and started my day like a normal functioning human. Moral of the story? You don’t need to be a sunrise samurai to be successful. 

If your genius wakes up at 8:15, let her shine then. Create your own rhythm — and laugh along the way. Because personal growth doesn’t always look like a TED Talk. 

Sometimes, it looks like brushing your teeth at 10AM in your mom’s T-shirt.

 CTA (Call to Action): Tell me in the comments: Are you a 5AM hero or a 10AM warrior with caffeine superpowers?

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