“The Cupboard of Curious Calls” A 3-Part Mystery Blog Series from RWJ Where the unusual is usual—and even your cupboard might have secrets.
🌀 Episode 2: The Cupboard Talks Back
I approached the cupboard cautiously, armed with a flashlight, a wooden spatula, and mild sarcasm.
As I touched the handle, the cupboard sighed—yes, sighed—and groaned open by itself.
Inside?
Not shelves. Not spices.
A telephone.
Vintage. Rotary dial. Dusty. And ringing.
Who calls from inside a cupboard?
I answered.
Caller: “Ah, finally. You’re awake.”
Me: “It’s 3:20 AM. I am barely a human.”
Caller: “Listen carefully. There are three items inside this cupboard. One of them doesn’t belong. Choose wisely, or you’ll get… inventory duty.”
I peeked in.
- A clock that ticked backward
- A tea cup labeled “Caution: May Cause Existential Crisis”
- And a mysterious candle that smelled like… fried fish?
I picked the candle.
Wrong choice.
The cupboard laughed.
“Enjoy the scent of regret.”
And I was suddenly in a different room.
A dusty antique shop, filled wall-to-wall with strange, hilarious, and slightly haunted items.
On the wall: “Welcome to The Store of Curious Things.”
A woman in a velvet cape popped up from behind a stack of mood-altering diaries.
“Congrats. You’ve entered our beta shopping experience. No returns. No refunds. No logic.”
Next Episode: “Return Policy? Never Heard of Her.”
Where every item tells a story, and one of them is watching you.
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