“The Cupboard of Curious Calls” A 3-Part Mystery Blog Series from RWJ Where the unusual is usual—and even your cupboard might have secrets.

🌀 Episode 2: The Cupboard Talks Back

I approached the cupboard cautiously, armed with a flashlight, a wooden spatula, and mild sarcasm.


As I touched the handle, the cupboard sighed—yes, sighed—and groaned open by itself.


Inside?


Not shelves. Not spices.

A telephone.


Vintage. Rotary dial. Dusty. And ringing.

Who calls from inside a cupboard?


I answered.


Caller: “Ah, finally. You’re awake.”

Me: “It’s 3:20 AM. I am barely a human.”

Caller: “Listen carefully. There are three items inside this cupboard. One of them doesn’t belong. Choose wisely, or you’ll get… inventory duty.”


I peeked in.


  • A clock that ticked backward
  • A tea cup labeled “Caution: May Cause Existential Crisis”
  • And a mysterious candle that smelled like… fried fish?



I picked the candle.


Wrong choice.


The cupboard laughed.

“Enjoy the scent of regret.”


And I was suddenly in a different room.


A dusty antique shop, filled wall-to-wall with strange, hilarious, and slightly haunted items.


On the wall: “Welcome to The Store of Curious Things.”


A woman in a velvet cape popped up from behind a stack of mood-altering diaries.

“Congrats. You’ve entered our beta shopping experience. No returns. No refunds. No logic.”




Next Episode: “Return Policy? Never Heard of Her.”

Where every item tells a story, and one of them is watching you.


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